THE 9 STEPS OF BEING SINGLE AT CHRISTMAS

Girls, it's that time of the year when all your friends are boo'd up and posting cute selfies all over Instagram and you're a recent jingle lady wanting the New Year to start. But single ladies don't you worry, we've got the guide to surviving Christmas single!

 

 

STEP 1

Wave bye bye to the BS! Boys are a lot of effort so say cya later honey - because it's time to focus on you. Block his number and shout sayonara to the excuses!

 

 

STEP 2

Girl, you're free and single babe! So dance like no one is watching coz the boy dramz is over (for now) enjoy it while it lasts ;)

 

 

STEP 3

Netflix & chill by yo'self, eat what the f**k you want and binge through the break up. Christmas is all about food, so enjoy it hun - the bikini body can wait till 2019!

 

 

STEP 4

Forget those dull AF family parties at your other half's house, pretending to be interested in each other's life and watching his Auntie Belinda snoring on the sofa drunk off shandy.

 

 

STEP 5

It's party season prep girl, the money you were gonna spend on your ex can now go on getting your nails done, hair done, everything didddd. You're worth every penny hun!

 

 

STEP 6

You're scrolling through tinder like hate hate hate, because it's all about living your best life with your girls this time of year. BOY BYE!

 

 

STEP 7

It's pre-drinks, you're starting off sophisticated and acting very mature, lets raise a glass to single life and to all the jingle ladies this Crimbo!

 

 

STEP 8

Sophistication may have gone out of the window but It's girls night b*****s! So get that sparkly dress on, the bubbles flowing and dance the night away because you are going out! Don't forget to take pictures – because if you didn't upload to Insta, did it really happen?

 

 

STEP 9

And finally, we are going to ignore your big fat hangover and skip a step. Say it with me... you are fresh AF. Now go dig into the choccies and do whatever you want with your day – because girl, you can!

MISSY EMPIRE

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